NFL Week 9 Sunday reactions and bad beats breakdown. Patriots -5.5, Colts -3.5, Lions -8.5 all lost, 4-team overs parlay disaster. Risking 15% bankroll weekly trying to turn $1,000 into $1 MILLION.

THE CARNAGE BREAKDOWN:
Patriots -5.5 - Up 14, just needed to cover 5.5. Felt like stealing. It wasn't.
Colts -3.5 - Overconfident. Lost outright. Pain.
Lions -8.5 - Lost outright

We're risking 15% of our bankroll EVERY WEEK trying to turn $1,000 into $1 MILLION. No withdrawals. No safety net. Just three degenerates and a dream.
Week 9 is in the books. Time to face the damage.

THE CHALLENGE RULES:
✅ Bet 15% of bankroll every single week ✅ Can't withdraw until we hit $1 MILLION ✅ Three people split the final pot ✅ If we go broke, we start over

WHO WE ARE:
NotJoe - Instagram meme creator (@notjoeflacco) who knows just enough to be dangerous Doug - Lifelong Browns fan, so he's already used to pain and disappointmentTrevor - Lifelong Giants fan who's watched two dynasties crumble in real time

📅 UPLOAD SCHEDULE (7 VIDEOS/WEEK): Monday (AM) - Sunday Reactions (how we did last week) Monday (PM) - Monday Money Lines (gut feeling picks, zero research) Tuesday - Taint Talk (the weird stuff between winning and losing) Wednesday - NotJoe's Noob Rules (gambling basics for beginners) Thursday - TNF Betting Preview (Thursday Night Football breakdown) Friday - Revealing Our Bets (locked in picks for Sunday/Monday)
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DISCLAIMER: This is entertainment. We're risking our own money. Don't bet what you can't afford to lose. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER.