We're risking 15% of our bankroll EVERY WEEK trying to turn $1,000 into $1 MILLION. No withdrawals. No safety net. Just three degenerates and a dream.
This video we're picking straight MONEY LINES for Week 10. No spreads. No parlays. Just win or go home.
This isn't betting advice and these aren’t our bets. This is three guys recorded on Sunday night running on pure vibes and zero research.
💰 CURRENT BANKROLL: $950
📊 MML RECORD: 0-0
THE CHALLENGE RULES:
✅ Bet 30% of bankroll every single week ✅ Can't withdraw until we hit $1 MILLION ✅ Three people split the final pot ✅ If we go broke, we start over
WHO WE ARE:
NotJoe - Instagram meme creator (@notjoeflacco) who knows just enough to be dangerous
Doug - Lifelong Browns fan, so he's already used to pain and disappointmentTrevor - Lifelong Giants fan who's watched two dynasties crumble in real time
📅 UPLOAD SCHEDULE (7 VIDEOS/WEEK):
Monday (AM) - Sunday Reactions (how we did last week)
Monday (PM) - Monday Money Lines (gut feeling picks, zero research, we might make some of these bets we might not)
Tuesday - Taint Talk (the weird stuff between winning and losing)
Wednesday - NotJoe's Noob Rules (gambling rules you shouldn’t follow)
Thursday - TNF Betting Preview (Thursday Night Football breakdown)
Friday - Revealing Our Bets (locked in picks for Sunday/Monday)
The more you watch, the more we bet. Every post-tax dollar from YouTube ads goes straight into the bankroll.
🔔 Subscribe so you don't miss when we either hit $1M or go completely broke trying.
DISCLAIMER: This is entertainment. We're risking our own money. Monday Money Lines is NOT betting advice - it's vibes-based picks recorded Sunday night with zero research. Our ACTUAL bets are revealed on Fridays. Don’t take those as advice either. Don't bet what you can't afford to lose. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER.
