Saved my life????

I listen to this podcast at work. I was chilling, sweeping off some asphalt when all of a sudden, the neighbors’ dogs started barking. I was like, “man dogs are crazy” but then I heard screaming. I was busy listening to three old guys talk about Derrick Henry and now I see this big old bulldog biting the leg of a rottweiler off. I was surprised nonetheless but now they moved on to talking about fantasy football. And let me tell you, my 1-5 team needs all the tips it can get. Unfortunately they were only talking about Derrick Henry’s fantasy at the time and there’s no way I’m getting him. The dogs ended up being fine. The victim just had to get stitches. Did this podcast save my life? Probably not but it’s good clickbait. 5 stars.